Guaranteed Purchase Opportunity
VIP buyers get a guaranteed chance to purchase during this month’s drop before the public opens.
Limited VIP Access
Skip the scramble.
Reserve your guaranteed spot.
VIP Drop Access gives you a guaranteed opportunity to purchase in this month’s release before the public gets access. Spots are limited each month.
Limited monthly spots
Guaranteed purchase access
Cake sold separately
VIP Product
VIP Drop Access
$25
- Guaranteed access to purchase during this month’s drop
- Early access before the public release
- Limited VIP availability
- Applies to this month’s drop only
What You Get
VIP means access, not chaos
This is for people who already know they want in. You’re paying for priority access and a guaranteed purchase opportunity, not gambling on whether you’ll beat everyone else to checkout.
Early Access
You get the VIP purchase link before general release, so you’re not fighting the whole email list at once.
Limited Monthly Spots
VIP access is capped each month to keep the drop manageable and actually exclusive.
Important
Read this before you buy
What this purchase includes
- VIP access for this month’s drop
- Guaranteed opportunity to purchase
- Priority access before the public
What this purchase does NOT include
- The cake itself
- A discount on the cake
- Access to every future drop
Cake sold separately. Buying VIP Drop Access reserves your spot in this month’s drop, but the cake must still be purchased separately when access opens.
Reserve Now
VIP Drop Access — $25
If you want guaranteed access to this month’s drop, grab a VIP spot before they’re gone.
Reserve VIP AccessThis purchase is for VIP access only. Cake sold separately.
VIP FAQ
What people are going to ask anyway
Does VIP access include the cake?
No. VIP access gives you a guaranteed opportunity to purchase during this month’s drop. The cake is sold separately.
What does VIP actually do?
It gives you early access and a guaranteed purchase opportunity before the public release opens.
Does VIP apply to every future drop?
No. This VIP purchase applies to this month’s drop only unless stated otherwise.
What happens after I buy VIP?
You’ll be included in the VIP access list and receive the purchase link before the public release.
What if I buy VIP and decide not to buy the cake?
Only buy VIP if you plan to use your access. It reserves a limited spot in the drop.
Ready?
Get your spot before the public starts circling.
Limited monthly spots. Priority access. No fighting the leftovers.